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poor insult but a great phrase when havin a laff with friends
incorrect usage:
look at that fat b@!#$%£
erm ur mum
correct usage:
what are you doing tonite?
im doin your mum
i did her yesterday
is she good?
yes shes got a bucket!
mmm tasty
this conversation is not very funny in itself, the comedy comes from the way it is said and also the fact that your takin the p#£% out of someone who would say it for real
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Really outrageously gross jeans worn by boys in their late teens, usually purchased by their mothers.
Check him out in his mum jeans and silver astroturfs D:
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The mother of Elvis, the King of rock and roll. Because Elvis' mum is relatively unknown in her own right, she can be used to illustrate the lies or exaggerations told about others when the audience is unlikely to know the truth. When somebody exaggerates about themselves or others, an overblown claim about Elvis' mum can be used to show up the speaker as the rotter they are.
I could eat a thousand burgers, me.
Well, Elvis' mum could eat a billion spare ribs at one sitting. She once ate an entire horse. Not many people know it but that's actually where the phrase 'I could eat a horse' came from, Elvis' mum said it just before eating a horse.
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anything you want her to be........
omg i just had a ride on Ben's mum lololol
that was proper bad Ben's mum back there
person 1: "what happened to you last night?"
Person 2: "Well you know Ben's mum?"
Ben's mum and ting
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1. A thing people say if you have a british accent and someone asks you a question and you're:
1A. bored
1B. insulting somebody
1C. acting like you have a british accent on the internet and insulting someone/are bored
2. A thing that retarded people say and think that when they do they're cool
3. The most amazing phrase in the world, as it has been here for so long and it has not died out.
1A.
John: "Hey, I went to the movies today."
Ben: "Huh. So did I"
John: "So what movie did you see?"
Ben: "Ur mum. >:D"
1B.
Joe: "You're such an idiot"
Sean: "Well, ur mum's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side"
1C.
dudelizard1337: "WAIT?!?!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY LIKES TURTLES?
awesomeguy01: "Ur mum"
dudelizard1337: "wait... is that a bad thing?"
2.
(same as 1B)
3.
Johnny in 1975: "Ur mum's so fat she played pool with the planets."
Johnny in 2005: "Ur mum's so fat she... I got nuthin..."
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A fucking fat cow who fucks cats she's a fat whore all the less eating ur dads ass she's a fucking fat stupid bitch of a mother
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