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When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.
"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"
When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."
Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.
oyster boy is an unfortunate half oyster, half human that was born when his parents got married and ate mollusks and fish on the isle of Capri by the sea, then his mother made a wish so he was born! the story goes that his parents are really upset that he is half oyster and can't have sex anymore so they go to the doctor and he says oysters improve sexual powers so they end up eating poor oyster boy and he is buried by the sea! *Weeps*
(He comes from Tim Burton's poetry book called "The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy & Other Stories")
A cross of grey driftwood marked Oyster Boy's grave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.
But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.
A small rare sea creature living between a woman's legs.
Jack: Hello, shopkeep. I'd like a gallon of your finest milk post-haste!
Shopkeep: Yo bro, did you totally resuscitate her Skin Oyster last night?
Jack: Yes, and dat pussy was bomb, and brought back to life, diggity-diggity-dagget.
To expel a large phlemgy spit onto anothers face.
Ahh'm gonna floz a glasgow oyster in yer face
The opposite of a sausage party. A room full of women who are as hard to get into as an oyster.
We went to the bar and Brooke and Anna Mae had already turned the place into an oyster bar by bringing all of their lesbo friends.