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paris hilton

Skinny rich chick I would love to pound. Made a fantastic video which im sure millions of men nationwide have whacked to AT LEAST once. Also star of a FOX show "The Simple Life," where she makes out with some ugly dude.

Guy 1 - Have you seen Paris Hilton's video?

Guy 2 - Yeah man, that movie gives hope to average sized men everwhere!

by Funnyman January 12, 2004

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Paris Hilton

hot, foolish, VICTIM, totally innocent, very cute smile, needs to do something with her life other than party and shop,
explores herself through clothes, definitely intriguing famous person.

read ELLE's article about her (April 2004 i think) Absolutely gorgeous spread on dresses (piiink, roberto cavalli :))) and pretty informative article, especially the last paragraph.

by dina May 21, 2004

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Paris Hilton

A beautiful, kind and talented young woman who is hated, and essentially bullied, by billions of people across the world for no good reason.

The main reason people hate her is because they think that she is famous because her dad owns a huge amount of money. This is not true. She slowly worked her way up to the top by showing up at parties, modelling shows, events and basically being an 'it-girl', which is how a lot more celebrities actually became celebrities than most people know.

THEN she started her acting career, singing career, modelling career etc.

So think before you bitch about her. Barely anyone knows even a slightest grain of truth about her and just believes what they hear, see or read in the tabloids. If, for example, a new girl arrived at your school and someone told you she was a slut, would you go round slagging her off like there's no tomorrow? I don't think so. So why would you do that with Paris Hilton? Wait until she's actually harmed or offended you before you hate her.

Remember, Paris - there are loads of people in the world who would kill to see you fall, so only listen to those who know the real you and not just what Perez Hilton has put on his bitchsite. (Seriously, that guy is gonna really hurt someone's feelings someday)

LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!

Woman 1: I'm gonna name my kid Paris.
Woman 2: Awww what a cute name! Maybe she'll even turn out like Paris Hilton!
Woman 1: I'm not sure anyone could be THAT nice. I mean, I can't do miracles, can I? Maybe Richard and Kathy Hilton are Gods in disguise ...
Woman 3: Oh my God, you're gonna name your after that sex tape-making bitch?
Woman 1 + 2: Hey! Rick Solomon filmed that without her knowing. She was furious when she found out. Do you really think someone that nice would allow that to happen if she knew about it at the time?
Woman 3: True, true, true ...
Woman 1 + 2 + 3: WE LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!

by Luke Stafford March 11, 2008

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paris hilton

everyone is getting pissed about her coz she is famous. No talent?!? I don't think so, she managed to do some things, i think i'll prove all you haters wrong. She is an accomplished model, has written a book, appears in a lot of films and tv shows, starting a clothing line, starting a dog clothes line, a modelling agency, a make up line, had enough!! etc...
for everyone who is saying that she's untalented think of a better reason next time, yeh!

don't hate her because you're poor, ugly, fat and sweaty. shes worth millions and millions, is beautiful, has a model's figure and is fun to be around (i've met her)

by tinkalulu April 3, 2005

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paris hilton

A successful, gorgeous woman with--

1. 3 successful series of the fabulous Simple Life;
2. 2 successful perfumes;
3. A hilarious book;
4. More monny than you could shake a stick at;
5. Worldwide fame, and;
6. 'That's hot.'

'omg lyk Paris Hilton has no boobs!!!!!!!!'
'omg lyk Paris Hilton is a slut and i lyk h8 her!!!!!'
'omg lyk Paris Hilton has lyk no talent!!!!!!'

by Gwynne_ October 13, 2005

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Paris Hilton

A hottie who fat girls hate.

"I don't need to be skinny to feel good about myself. Damn you Paris Hilton, you make me and my twinkie habbit look bad!"

by Grazii December 24, 2004

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paris hilton

A sexy rich girl that women want to be and guys want to fuck. She's worth ~$300,000,000 and she's fucking FINE.

All of these dense teenage girls writing bad shit about Paris are just jealous that she's better looking and wealthier than they'll ever be.

by manizzle jeezy weezy sheevy fizzle July 26, 2004

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