When more than one Snack (beautiful person) gathers together at a time. A group of Snacks is a picnic.
“Damn Janet, look at those absolute snacks over there!” - Sharon.
“Mmhmm yeah honey, that’s a picnic for sure” - Janet.
Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.
Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok
(Later)
B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
The act of smearing your man's naked chest with lube and eating lunch off of his glistening, lubed up abs while jerking him off
Dominic gave me a Slick Picnic last night for my birthday
Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude
Grown men having sex with other grown men
Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic