pit-puss

The act of having sex with another person's armpit. Penetrating the faux orifice, made by the partner clinching the armpit tight to his/her body.

The young couple agreed not to have pre-marital sex so she agreed to letting him hit that pit-puss.

smoke pit

A little area around the school premises where kids come to smoke cigarettes.

"I need a smoke, let's go to the smoke pit and bum one off someone".
"Aite, we're cool"

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Sarlacc Pit

A gaping vagina
(often with teeth)

"You're a sloppy Sarlacc Pit" - Dad to Mom

"Going in the Sarlacc Pitt was less pleasurable than I imagined" - Boba Fett

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pit chips

(Noun)The visibly soiled stain marks left in the armpit of a light colored t-shit. These stains are often yellowish in hue and if worn heavily, they can develop a stiff texture resembling a potato chip.

Since Adam started that landscaping job his shirts have developed some tasty pit chips.

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shit pit

1) A toilet, or place used as a toilet. Derived from army camps where pits were used to shit in.

2) Derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just shit music/drinks/women etc.

Student - "What do you think of my new digs?"
Parent - "Its a fucking shit pit!"

London is a shit pit

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Dish Pit

Noun. A place in which you clean dishes, glasses, pots and pans. You slave and sweat over the steam of the dish washer. Contains a sprayer, dishwasher, dirty stuff rack, drain on the floor, three sinks (wash, rinse, sanitize) and the kitchen bitch. Greasy, grimy, slime infested, gives you zits kind of place. If you work here you're put at the bottom of the employment chain and get ragged on.

Hey slacker, get the fuck back to the dish pit.

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troll pit

What this site has turned into. Smfh

Urban Dictionary is such a fucking troll pit. Nothing but take that's and grossout sexual humour.

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