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Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.
Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.
Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?
Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.
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A meeting meant to be used for defining upcoming Sprint but usually just ends up delaying lunch.
Lauri would like to have lunch but Ville is still in Sprint planning.
Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.
Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."
Solution needed in a problematic situation in case the original course of action failed.
Well ... the "top kill" didn't work. Shoot.
Too bad we don't have any plan BP.
When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints
Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!
Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.
How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available
(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"