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The Plastic Hammer

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.

Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 27, 2014

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Burnt Plastic

Burnt Plastic. A certain person who thinks they are beyond perfect and walk around like they own the place. Like a Barbie doll(hence the fact they are made of plastic), but they make themselves way over rated. They have a presence or act like everything is about them. Everyone is tired of hearing the person talk about them selves. They are two-faced. This word/phrase mainly pertains to girls, but can very well describe guys as well.

1) "Oh they think they are so perfect, Burnt Plastic!!"

2) *Someone can't stop talking about themselves, or they are just being annoying to you.*

---you'd say--- "Shut up Burnt plastic."

3) *Jenny talks to Chris and is very flirty and nice*
~Friend: "Jenny I saw you flirting with Chris"
~Jenny: "Oh that? I was just trying to get last nights notes...he's so beneath me."
~Friend: "You are so Burnt Plastic."

by southern4life January 16, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


plastic scouser

a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.

People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Forby person "Ay lad don't be fuckin bang on"

by joe_red August 31, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


plastic fantastic

Looking good after having plastic surgery (especially breast augmentation).

She's plastic fantastic with her new boobs.

by cameronpeek June 7, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


plastic hippie

one who wears tie dye, and claims to be part of the hippie revival. in yet has no political views and realy just attempts to follows the trend of a typical (early)hippie. being a hippie is not about tie-dye or peace signs it's about being happy with yourself and not careing what others think and also being open minded on politics and drugs.

that abercrombie shirt has a peace sign on it let's get it!! typical ''plastic hippie''

by killerkill August 26, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


plastic-manc

Alternative term for a supporter of Manchester United football club who has never set foot in Manchester, the club's home town, let alone been to any games.
Their prevalence seems to be directly proportional to the success of the club.
Also known as 'Manc-Wanks', 'Tossers', 'Glory-Hunters', 'Woollies', 'Scum' and 'Cunts'

The worst thing about seeing Man-Yoo win anything is putting up with all these plastic-mancs that crawl out of the woodwork.

by Flash007 May 22, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plastic Bagger

A person who is sooooo ugly they need a plastic bag over their head while a guy is screwing them and at the end they are suffocatied and killed.

Poor Julia has died due to suffocation with a plastic bag....=p

by Sara February 4, 2005

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