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Yellow Press

A derogatory term for a man who is thoughtless, credulous, and loves cheap and untrue sensationalism.

Yellow Press nerds get out!

by Morning Leader September 12, 2017

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Taco Press

To taco press is a slang term for the act of a woman placing her vagina on someone's forehead.

To press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects.

Angela taco pressed Chris in Charleston this weekend.

by Merfairvampire Ange May 10, 2011

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French Pressing

A yet unknown sexual practice coined by Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show fame that somehow involves coffee.

Kevin: Why do they sell coffee at the Hustler store?
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.

by ToriRose February 9, 2010

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panini press

An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.

John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"

by Mobius67 November 16, 2009

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Head Press

When you bench press a girl while she is giving your head.

I head Pressed her so i could get a work out and get head.

by matt schafer January 14, 2006

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Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

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Pressing ham

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

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