Random
Source Code
Random
A derogatory term for a man who is thoughtless, credulous, and loves cheap and untrue sensationalism.
To taco press is a slang term for the act of a woman placing her vagina on someone's forehead.
To press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects.
Angela taco pressed Chris in Charleston this weekend.
A yet unknown sexual practice coined by Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show fame that somehow involves coffee.
Kevin: Why do they sell coffee at the Hustler store?
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.
An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.
John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"
When you bench press a girl while she is giving your head.
I head Pressed her so i could get a work out and get head.
What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.
Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.
Masturbating, to jerk off
Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.