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When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.
Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.
Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.
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When you have a shopping addiction.
Ariana Grande’s song 7 rings is all about buying stuff and retail therapy after getting her heartbroken.
Girl One: Girl! You got another new (Sweatshirt,sneakers, MORE NEW MAKE UP?? ECT...)
Girl two: I don’t blame her after all her trouble and trauma she went through it would only make sense that she got a 7 Ring problem.
7 Rings- I see it I like it I want it I got it!
Shopping your pain away
When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.
"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"
Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.
Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.
When the bung hole just burns with fire. The O Ring is tender to the touch. Typically from liquid fire shits or a brutally rough round of anal sex.
Harvey had to run to the drug store for a little salve to sooth the devil’s ring.
That prostite has to have a devil’s ring today after pounded her ass last night.
GUY: Are you alright? You seem to be uncomfortable.
GAL: Yeah, I forgot to pull out my ring pin and now I cannot sit straight anymore. Rats!
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when you’re just so screwed. there is no hope. ur DONE. absolutely DUNYUN RINGS.
“bro my mom just texted me that she found my nic. i’m fucking DUNYUN RINGS when i get home.”