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When you show bernie sanders your cock and yours is bigger than his, while simultaneously bullying someone in any way
Khué: Did you hear she pulled a dirty robin?
Ditya: Yeah and she bullied Garreth.
Khué: Damn that's crazy, so how big her cock?
Ditya: Bigger than Bernies that's for sure!
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Its when your having sex and you crap in your hand and smear it in the girls eyes and steal her pocket book.
I have some money because I gave Anna a brown robin last night.
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Street Slang for a blue Watson brand Lortab...
Yo man, got any Robin Eggs?
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comedian who is only funny when he has just snorted an eight ball of cocaine.
I was watching robin williams live at the met from the 80s and buckets of sweat were flowing from his face because of all the cocaine (and he drank like fifty glasses of water), but he was actually quite funny at times.
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Having a craving for the delicious food of Red Robin Gourmet Burgers.
A) Where do you want to eat?
B)I don't know man but I got some Robin Throbin goin on.
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When a male suffering from "Blue Balls" satisfies his sexual needs with a smurf action figure, often resulting in blue genital warts, which, when popped, make a small cherp similar to the sound of a robin. It is said that such events happen often in the Pacific Islands on a regular basis, and that the Blue Robin is a sort of sexually transmitted pandemic there. The most notable case of the blue robin would be that of Jeromy Fischer, the original lead singer for british pop band "The Beatles". His case of Blue Robin was infamous, often ruining recording sessions with the rest of the band, and resulting in his expulsion from the band and inevitable death.
Danny Trejo: Man, what's that sound coming out of yo pants! It sounds like you trapped a chupacabra in your cahones!
Mickey Rourke: Chupacabra? Pansy Bastards! I only stick big game in my tightie whiteys.
Danny Trejo: Big game, you say?
Mickey Rourke: Yeah, Like boar, cougers, chinchilla... I had a mountain lion go down on me the other day.
Danny Trejo: Shit dude, it didn't bite it off?
Mickey Rourke: It couldn't if it tried, the pansy bastard. I also popped smurfette's cherry.
Danny Trejo: Big cadrone smurfin the smurfs! You must be suffering from the blue robin!
Mickey Rourke: What?
Danny Trejo: You got the blue warts on your cadrones?
Mickey Rourke: I don't like where this is going.
Danny Trejo: Oh shit! You totally do! You got da blue robbin, you dirty little hoe bag!
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A game played on Chatroulette.com where a girl essentially bestows the wealth of her goodies on a man. The girl will act in a sexually submissive manner, putting on a bit of a show in order to help the random lucky man reach orgasm. There are a few rules though: (1) the girl may, if she chooses, remain ANONYMOUS, so any requests to show face can be rebuffed; (2) try to avoid going beyond what will get the girl banned from CR, which usually means no removing bra or panties; and (3) GIVE LOTS AND LOTS OF COMPLIMENTS TO THE GIRL!--she's essentially helping you cum and putting on a cam show for free, so it's the least you can do.
After three hours of wading through dicks on Chatroulette last night, some sexy, altruistic honey came down from heaven and played a game of Robin Hood with me!
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