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When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.
Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p
when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing
swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over
A sniper main from TF2 who acts like he's thirty when in reality he's a 10 year old who has gone through their edgy phase WAY too early and cries at the smallest things and think's he's hot shit because he likes Linkin Park and taunts after every kill.
Demo main: "Oh great another FUCKING Anger Sniper."
Non-edgy sniper main: "Can't wait to kill him then taunt after every time I kill him." -Demo and Sniper dominate anger sniper-
Anger sniper micspamming over Linkin Park, crying: "Just because you taunt after every kill doesn't make you cool."
Sniper and Demo in discord call: "How Ironic."
Somebody that jumps around alot to avoid getting shot.
The fuckin noob was jumping around like a bunny sniper
but I tagged him in the head anyway
A Half-Life programmer and voogru member that has made a few amusing contributions to his buddies.
Rofl, did you see that TSA Marine model for TS that Sniper Chance made??
When u shoot ur sperm from 8ft across the room into ur partners mouth
I just used my penis sniper on my girl
When your banging a chick from behind and you pull out at the last second and spit on her back. Then when she turns around you bust your nut in her eye.
I really wanted some pussy but that bitch was talking during Entourage so I had to break out the russian sniper
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