tinder surprise

Meeting up with someone you matched with on Tinder. However they are the not the person you expect and end up being twice your age with no front teeth.

John: Met up with a match from Tinder the other day
Ben: What was she like?
John: He was 50 and was wearing his birthday suit. It was a Tinder Surprise alright!

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Surprise Titties

When in a public or non-intimate setting a female's breast accidentally becomes exposed.

We were getting some pizza after the club and as we were leaving the shop we saw some surprise titties.

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driscoll surprise

Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.

Doin a chick in the backseat of her car and BAM! Driscol SUPRISE!

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slumberparty surprise

When you go to your friends house to stay the night and you have a wet dream on their sleeping bag, blanket or whatever you may be sleeping on.

Ex. I hate him he left me a slumberparty surprise on my futon last night.

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Czech Surprise

When a gay guy distracts another gay guy and quickly slips him some dick.

Gay guy: What's that over there?!
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise

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Mexican surprise

The act of pouring a mixture of salsa, sour cream, tomatoes, chili powder, and corn in a prolapsed anus. And then eating said "soup" out of said anus with a other mans penis.

Tom: "hey John, you wanna give Amy a Mexican surprise?"

John: "fuck yeah!"

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tranny surprise

1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest

2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.

Neologised within the pink shack on the slopes of Moanalua ridge.

1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER

2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chaplin

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