true fact

True fact, as opposed to those trixy false facts.

I laughed at Dick Cheney when he was making fun of what Kerry said....and then Dick said "It's a true fact!"

More people should make fun of Dick.

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True Gamer

Read the first post. i would like to add some following statements:

a person who does NOT enjoy laughing at other people's corpses, and doesnt write "crap" "shit" "fuck" or "noob" in game.

when a gamer gets killed, he does not get pissed. he understands that he CAN be beaten, and says: "wow, youre pretty good" or "good job, you have nice skills"
he does NOT say : "omg ur a pfukin r-tard you cant do sheet i was actually leting u win omg piss of go fu*k w/ur dog, shite noob"
-notice the E in the word SHIT.-

this happened to me once in Guild wars; the dude put me on Ignore and called me names. typicall 11 year old non-gamer attitude. True gamers are cool and stay cool.

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huge if true

When you make a joke and your stupid friend points out the obvious

A: Virgil Van Dijk 20/21 has been a flop
B: He's been injured you clown
A: Huge if true

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True-Level

Adj. The state of something or someone being absolutely perfect. Originally used on Rick and Morty to show off the absolute flatness of a platform he designed. Experiencing something true-level would cause feelings of extreme euphoria, and serious withdraw symptoms and distortion of reality when moved away from it.

Morty: Oh wow, it's so-- oh! oh! Oh God, Oh Christ!
Rick: Uh, yeah. True-level bitch.

Morty: (after leaving true-level platform) Everything's crooked, reality is poison. I want to go back, I hate this. Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!

Attractive woman: My ass is true-level, bitch.

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True neck

someone that has exceeded all the qualifications of being a redneck

That guy with duct tape for a window is a true neck.

true swag

The penultimate example of swag; exhibiting coolness and or perfection with style. Usually said after something really boss is done.

person 1: Dude i just scored on a babe last night without saying a word to her!

person 2: TRUE SWAG

True Love

Something you once believed....
The brain-wash from Disney.....
The feelings only fiction character can felt real....
Something don't existed irl...
Something you once dreamed of have one but-........i don't even want to say it out......

"Only true love kisses can break the spell!" said witch Maleficent
" Oh shoot, she won't wake up forever now......" said Megan who just realized the truth that true love doesn't really existed.....