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An attempted suicide via forceful self-insertion of one's forearm into the rectum by way of the anus
"Did you hear about Hiwa? She tried to give herself a viking suicide"
"Her arm will never be the same"
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A day in which someone wakes up and feels the compelling urge to Fight, Feed, and Fuck.
I woke up this morning hungry, horny, and itching for a fight. I knew it was gonna be a Viking Day.
Two born to the same father but of different mothers within three months of one another.
My wife just gave birth to little Thor and my viking wench gave me Dagna, my little viking twins.
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A sexual encounter involving 4 or more people where the poorest performer is sacrificed.
You guys want to come over after for a Viking orgy? 4 people enter, 3 people leave.
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The man puts on a Viking helmet. The female puts on a strap on. Grabs the horns and thunders that ass.
Husband wanted to try something new tonight and asked his wife to play Viking Thunder.
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Star viking. Old definition of homusexual gay viking couples.
- Hey, look att that old gay couple in the purple thongs!
- Yeah, they’re so Stellan Viking
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When a Viking would line up all of his wives and concubines while they are all on their period and fuck them one after the other. Vikings loved blood and sex and so they relished the idea of having period blood from multiple pussies on their dick.
Dude, your sisters are on their period, I wanna Viking train them.
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