shit wipe

1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.

2. Another word for asshole/shithead

John: I fucked your girl

Me: You're a fucking shit wipe

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70 Wipes

using a huge amount of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a huge runny shit

Justin comes out of the bathroom a proceeds to say it was a 70 wipes

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Snipe wipe

When you wipe your ass and get all the shit in one try. You just snipe that shit like pew pew.

Guy 1 "yo i just snipe wiped!"
Guy 2 "man, you got all that shit in one go, damn"
Guy 1"you know how i fucking roll"
*they then go and smoke some meth or sumshit*

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anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them

THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.

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Wiped out

The effect of taking an ecstasy pill or MDMA

“Im so wiped out”
“Yeah mate, that MDMA blew my head off”

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chode wipe

smelly dick napkin. Men use this when they wipe the cum off their puny chubby chode. Also used as an insult when someone is being an asshole.

"Ew, did you just use your chode wipe?"
"Oh, yea don't you?"
"Nah, Man i dont have a chode."

Exp 2.
"WHAT A CHODE WIPE."
"Ha, i know he should grow a pair."

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Squad wipe

A girl who has hooked up with the entire squad.

Mark:
Should I date Marissa?

Frank: Not a chance dude, she belongs to the streets. She has already squad wiped us.

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