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When going to bed alone you may get lonely/hungry, but if you bring some meat to bed (hence Bed Meat) then these problems can be overcome. Any meat can be used depending on the use, sausages could be used if you are homosexual, or a nice fish fillet if you prefer the ladies.
Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat.
Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat.
Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat.
Dude: Awh man, i could really do with some Bed Meat
*Dude gets meat*
Dude: Mmmm meat *nom*
Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat *sex*
Dude: That was great baby, thanks.
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a phrase for a woman who puts on a facade to "gold-dig"
shiny, full of crap, and best when dumped.
guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.
example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others
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Someone who jumps from bed to bed, fucking everything in sight.
A hooker...
or bed jumper is close to the definition 'Fucking like a rabbit' but with different partners each time.
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Sex that keeps you in bed for an extended period of time, only getting up to get food or go to the bathroom.
"Where you been the past few days, man?"
"I was on bed arrest with this amazing hottie I met at a club last weekend!"
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An act that makes a room look somewhat cleaner. When you lay sheets and blankets on a bed neatly for a completely pointless reason. This is a pointless act because in a matter of hours you will either take a nap in it, or at least 8 to 12 hours later you will be going back to sleep in it. Also useless because if it is behind closed doors, who is going to see it and who is going to care?
Brian is making the bed this morning.
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An old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e.g., sheets, pillow cases, etc. Even most southerners do not know the term anymore. Not to be confused with pajamas. Not clothes a person wears to bed, but instead clothes that your bed wears.
My girlfriend was bitching at me today because I haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week.
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The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.
I didn't want to touch my penis so I bed humped last night.
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