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something a son would say to his mother when he's being told to clean his room
"bless this mess" i can't make you anymore
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The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.
Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.
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When you walk through a home (not necessarily yours) and ejaculate on random objects.
"Dude, I got drunk and gave Jodi a house blessing while she was at pilates!"
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An idiom where something bad actually had a good side.
Not eating the chicken was a blessing in disguise due to the fact it was poisoned.
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When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.
Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.
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a form of sexual intimacy towards friends
B: Sup Ma
C: Wassup shart
B: Bless up fr 🙏🙏🙏
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bs rocks, class of 03 rocks, mrs loudan does suck, we didn't like public school kids, now we do, we are nice, we are bitches, we are spoiled...we are the bulldogs.
bs girl: i'm hott
bs guy: you are hott
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