bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

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clam bumping

the act of to women (lesbians or bi) having sex by bumping there vagina's against eachother.

dude, i caught my ex and my mom clam bumping last night

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clam juice

The orgasmic fluids of the female reproductive system that aides in lubricaiton of the vagina. It also makes a sometimes smelly mess. Also known as female cum.

Last night I had some ball-slappin action and she got her clam juice all over my thighs.

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blowing clams

Performing very badly on a musical instrument. Hitting blatantly errant notes, most popularly on brass or woodwind instruments.

When Chet Baker was straight he could play like Gabriel himself, but when he was strung out on junk he was mostly blowing clams out on stage.

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Clam-Jam

-noun, verb, clam jamming, clam jammed

1) noun.
A gathering that is predominantly female. The opposite of sausage fest.

2) noun. (clam-jammed)
A female cock block

Example 1: The Lilith Fair music festival is a giant clam-jam.

Example 2: I almost hooked up with that girl last night, but I got clam-jammed by her friend.

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bearded clam

A very hairy vagina.

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

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clam farm

A place where the ratio of women to men is extremely high.

see also: cock farm

Trisha's baby shower was a total clam farm.

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