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A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!
2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog
Big Dick head and does the last 5% of a blow job
Kris told me he rather finish the last 5% on his bsf
A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.
Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.
Mark: Let us bully him more.
Usually hot headed. Loves the outdoors, music, very witty, charismatic. Has an addictive scent. Goes after what he wants with determination . Very handsome, charming carefree. His exes lives are never the same after him, Doesnt let to many people get close to him but those that get close he treats like gold. Usually amazing in bed, Doesnt follow the crowd, he paves his own way. Has good days and bad days. Truly one of a kind
kris is a very hot human being. Like DAYUUMMMM hes attractive.
Crimson: Kris is hot
Deanne: wtf
kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real
Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3