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Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.
After we went parking i gave her the ejector seat to get rid of her
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The shittiest seat at The Table. Only the Jew sits there. The only problem is that The Table has no jew. Therefor anyone who sits in the Jew seat is treated like a Jew until the end of lunch.
NOTE: This is not anti-semitism! I got nuttin against Jews. It's just history. If u dont know what i be talkin bout u need to pay attention when the teacher is teaching bout the Holocaust.
E: Shit! there aint to seats left.
T: Yea man, theres the Jew Seat
E: Awwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiit!!!
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Long pole inserted in to anal for pleasure
Lucas Likes sitting on Lucas seats
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to hold on to,or grab in a fight( not throw punches )also in a fight if you ducked and held on then you pulled the seat belt.
Sports ( hockey,lacrosse ) term generally
used for when a persons in a fight
" yeah you see that guy puss out? " "Ya he really pulled the seat belt on that one ! "
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The single seat in the extended cab of a truck where a guy receives head.
Although he wanted the girl to give him road head in his new Dodge Rumble Bee, he had to take his brother's Nissan and got some in the dome seat.
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a seat of great comfort, made of any baggage ranging from dufflebags, suitcases, and backpacks. most effective when the person making the loaf seat has less then 8 hours of sleep.
the man made a loaf seat to sleep on while waiting for his ride.
guy 1:"dude im about to pass out"
guy 2: make a loaf seat"
five minutes later...
guy 1:"zzz"
guy 2:"zzz"
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When the seats in a vehicle have the option of being heated through some switch on the center console or dashboard. Usually found in more expensive car models and largely appreciated by people who live in colder climates.
Person #1: What kind of car should we rent when we go skiing in Colorado?
Person #2: Definitely one that has seat treats!
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