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Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.
Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.
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A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention
After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer
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The ultimate strategy to everything in life.
A phrase coined by rednecks.
Guy 1: Man, life's been getting me down lately...
Guy 2: Just Roll and shoot buddy, just roll and shoot...
Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.
Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.
Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.
Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.
"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"
Recklessly ejaculating in a girl you really don't like, possible causing an unwanted pregnancy.
Person One: This cat is crying cause he got (insert name of one night stand woman here) pregnant.
Person Two: Good for his ass he shouldn't have been loose shooting.
When a woman gets a cream pie then the guy sucks all the cum out. Then blows it back into her ass.
Omg! I cant to wait to give that hot slut her first kirby shooting of cum in her was.