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One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.
Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.
Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.
Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
When you find something in common with someone else that involves your hand.
My friend: (smacks hand on table) wow it tingles
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything
Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!
After applying sunscreen, there is still a ton of it on your hands. It's greasing and disgusting...
To avoid sunscreen hands, get someone else to use spray sunscreen on you.
A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.
Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.
When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.
Dude I farted yesterday and totaly pilgrim handed it!
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