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Contrary to a white lie, a black lie is when you insult someone, whether it be family, friend, or partner, but the real meaning behind those words are of love.
Brother: “I hate you so much.”
Me: An obvious black lie... “I love you, too.”
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1) an untrue lie
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth
"Danika thats such a false lie!"
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."
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A phrase someone says where they are trying to sound cool but you can clearly tell they are lying.
smart kid: "I totally failed that test"
other kid: "thats a boldface lie"
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The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake
According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
guy 1-"the cake is real!"
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"
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Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.
"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)
Adding false details to a story to prove a point. "Grover" can be replaced by whomever is using said "Grover Lie".
ie; Grover: Hey, did you know that the earth is flat?
Dan: No its not; its round!
Grover Lie: What are you talking about; my dad tried to sail around the world and fell off the side.
Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.
All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.