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When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.
Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.
When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
When a girl ties a piece of rope around your balls then around her foot. When the girl walked your balls cling on for dear life as you are getting dragged by your balls
Peter be respectful to your teacher or I'll let her Tijuana ball cling you
Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs
Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?
The Tijuana Reacharound is when you hook up with a girl and while giving you a hummer she steals your wallet
I hooked up with this cute chick at the bar and she gave me a Tijuana Reacharound, I had 50 bucks in my wallet.
When you pull into port in the Coast Guard and attend a “gentlemen’s club” and proceed to get shitfaced and eat the backside of a whore, coating your face in wet slimy bacteria filled pussy and ass juice.
Yo I got so drunk at Senorita Slippy’s last night in port and this whore Trudie backed her ass and pussy in my face. I ate the shit out of it and It was like eating some spoiled Tijuana sushi.
Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...
When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel