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Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023


Tinder Hands

A tinder god
With big hands. To hold things. If that helps

Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.

e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed

by bighands19989898 January 11, 2017


chub and tinder

I first heard about this when my sister was tucking in her kids on Christmas Eve...it means “chubby, “available” fingers

Gotta have that “chub and tinder” tonight

by Just met Kim December 25, 2017


Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.

Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022


tinder block

A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.

(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.

by MrSlangDude October 15, 2014


tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.

'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'

by lazpix March 30, 2022


tinder shark

A man who is unnecessarily sexual and perverted on tinder.

He treats women like prey. He’s a tinder shark

by Helenapascoe May 14, 2021