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Upon leaving a destination, you are distracted by an old friend. Trying to impress your friend, you immediatly pull out in the intersection and get T-boned dirty style by oncoming traffic.
"Dude did you hear about that wreck after school?" "Yea man I heard Johnny got Remember the Titaned."
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When you drop a log that is so long and dense that it goes down in the hole, pops out of the water, and breaks in half because of all the stress.
Adam: "Did you see that deuce in the second stall? Someone needs to flush that!"
Steve: "No, that's mine. It's not every day I drop a Titanic Poo. I want to make sure everyone sees it."
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One who is obsessed with titanic. They will impress you with their facts and knowledge about the disaster. Titanic nerds tend to have a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio. They are kind and funny. DONT MESS WITH THEM! -from a titanic nerd
Person: how do you know so much about Titanic?
Titanic nerd oh, it’s just because I’m a Titanic nerd
Unpredictable bumbling idiot who’s interests change faster than light. Really really likes Shy Guy (Super Mario) and Detective Gumshoe (Ace Attorney).
You know that Titanic Bee guy? Yeah he’s so annoying
Cheap, affordable gaming GPU best value 9/10 would use again - IGN
Chad- My rig a Titan V and guess what? IT CAN RUN ANY GAME!
Anyone with basic computer knowledge- ............. *Prays that good will have mercy on the human race
When you have a turd so big it breaks in two when you flush it down the toilet.
Damn, I just sank the titanic. Turd was so big it broke in two when I flushed it!
Imagine Titanic but the bitch is bent over in doggy instead of held over the bow
I had her in ghetto titanic over the edge of the bed