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The Bench Infinity Verse

Is ruled by a dictator, destroy with an army (roby), and has to judges. It has citizens, slaves, and peasants. One citezin works as every job. They can destroy anything in an instant. They can destroy the universe faster than thanos with the infinity gauntlet. They do this with the almighty spank of justice.

Person 1: oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: itโ€™s The Bench Infinity Verse
Person 2: whatโ€™s tha-
*Are instantly obliterated by the almighty spank*

by Bench almighty dictator November 15, 2018


250 Incline Bench

That unfortunate time when your incline benching 250 and you do it fine for 3 reps but then you miss the rack and drop the barbell causing you to break four fingers but then you get it up for a 4th rep to put it on the rack

Dude, I was incline benching 250 for three reps then I dropped it and broke for fingers and got it up for another rep and put it on the rack. 250 incline bench is a funny meme among a group of friends

by MikeStout32 July 10, 2020


Group W. Bench

An amazing head shop located in New Haven, CT.

the owner of Group W. Bench is really chill

by some guy who doesn't care April 16, 2009

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Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

by The Hot Carlson April 4, 2007

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Bench Sitter Syndrome

When you are capable of playing, but the coach doesnโ€™t put you in the game and you stay on the bench the whole year. Having this syndrome does not mean that you have a bad attitude, it just means the coach might bring up a JV player to play in a spot that you are perfectly capable of playing, and the coach never gives you a chance for zero reasons at allโ€ฆ..

I have bench sitter syndrome, the coach must not like me for some reason.

by Kiwidude April 4, 2023


bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

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Park Bench Ass

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.

Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.

by James in Raleigh June 9, 2009

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