A small pink child who has a severe case of false hope. He also has a small penis (ask me how I know that). He is really into men and smashes a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. The cutout has so much cum on it that the cut out has a huge white stains in the ass region .
Fucking hell you're being such a Kirby C
The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.
Person 1: Tegan Kirby is there
Person 2: run while you still can
When you suck that ass so hard that they feel like they’re gonna deflate from the inside.
I gave that boy the Kirby and he curled up like a Capris Sun pouch
If you receive a picture a Kirby from a female. This means she probably thinks you are attractive.
Drew: I have nice hands
Angela: *kirby picture
Having the appearance of something weak and small, but, in fact, holds incredible god-like powers.
Sonic has a major Kirby Complex.
Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
Kirby Jones is a really cute guy who will give you butterflies whenever you see him. He’s the type of guy who has unlimited confidence, it’s like he’s scared of nothing, he’s also the type of guy who would be really good to date, he’ll be a really good/loyal boyfriend and will be kinda overprotective. He’s also a goofy kinda guy who has a lot of friends, he also has a bit of a sensitive side but he’s loves being outdoors and love to rock climb. He also has a lot of muscle.
That guy over there look really cool
Oh yeah that’s Kirby jones, the really cute and sting guy