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Late teens to early/mid tweties male who wears ripped and/or low hanging jeans with a diamond encrusted belt. Their coat or t-shirt usually has a meaningless crest either on the front or back with an ornamental scarf regardsless of the season. The iconially "swept" hair with optional highlights looks like it's been styled with cat shit, hence "cat shat".
Look at that cat shat, I'd love to take his scarf and shove it up his ass!
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Vomiting from excessive drinking
Hey Jose, are you okay bro? “Yeah man, I so drunk I just face shat in the garden”
Also Known as proverbally shat. When you're having a good day, everything's going fine, and then something really shitty happens. You get dumped, rejected, lied to, etc. and it just ruins your feelings for weeks.
Person 1: "Dude. I haven't seen Bill in weeks. What the fuck happened?"
Person 2:" He asked out ________ and she rejected him pretty brutally. He was emotionally shat."
Person 1: " Owch."
A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.
Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.
The act of placing or smearing ones shit onto another’s vacuum filter. Therefore when said victim uses their vacuum the odor of shit shall fill the air.
Susan- “Man my vacuum really smells like shit”
Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”