digging your own grave with your mouth

A metaphorical phrase to describe the common practice of eating yourself to death.

Well my friend, it seems that you are highly unable to stop digging your own grave with your mouth!

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One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

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I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

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John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

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shaft grave

Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.

Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.

On Fanum grave

on god, on your dead homies grave

"On fanum grave I'm gonna munt my grandma after this funeral."

Rolling in their grave

Something that would upset someone if they were still alive

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH, My parents would be so upset at the fact I sold their house, they’re practically rolling in their graves right now.
Anna: oh?