“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.
Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!
am meme
trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today
Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.
Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.
Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.
(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick
(Him) you gonna learn Today.
Is a new term … all the cool young kids are saying it.
Hope y’all have fun today night!
28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug