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When a man ejaculates into his female partner who is currently on her Menstrual Cycle. The Female then Mixes the semen by contracting her vaginal section multiple times as the male lies down and the woman proceeds to feed her tomato soup to her partner.
I had an awesome time with Kelly last night by the Canal Stephen! Kelly fed me the best Tomato Soup ever!!
Kelly Bribed me last night to try her Southern authentic home prepared Tomato Soup. I would of much rather had Cambell's!
I couldn't help but go Tomato Souping last night at the party! Andrew told me Kelly won the national contest for Tomato Souping!! MMM.... MMM.. good!!
something a dumb bitch would say. frick you.
i love auto tomato
When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing
Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever
An ancient form of religion formed by middle schoolers, was abandoned many years ago by the creators.
Initiation: Steal a tomato from the cafeteria and rub someones elbow
Is that guy in Tomato Gang?
A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.
Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today
Grace: *Gasps*
Riley: What?
Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!
Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty
#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...
Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.
Grace: OK. *hugs*
The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being
“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”
“Damn that’s rough”
The word "Tomato Head" is a great word to call someone if they act like a selfish ignorant lying pig. It is a nice way to tell someone that you absolutely despise them....oh, and Kim Taehyung is so pretty
Jimmy! Stop being such a tomatoe head!! That's why your dad left you.