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Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?
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A 'tommy pipkin' is a small gas release by a male during sex.
It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release
woman:
'did you just tommy pipkin?'
man
'nah, it were the matress ger on wi it'
Tommy Nugens is a Vietnamese dude in my bio class.
Tommy Nugens profusely finger fucked Andrew Barresi in the asshole very hard as as my friend Saba watched and recorded it.
A word to not quite insult a person but to make fun of them.
Often used against asian people in particular.
It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
Me: Ahhh Tommy Dong
Asian friend: You need help :(
An overwhelming feeling a girl gets when she is irresistibly attracted to a man. Just his presence for an extended amount of time will have her head over heels for him.
That Tommy Effect really worked on her. She can't take her eyes off of him.
Hotel guest that orders up extra amenities (shampoo, lotion, or towels) to his room. When delivered by housekeeper, the guest comes out of the bathroom, drops towel covering himself and chases housekeeper around the room naked.
Housekeeper to GM: "Sir, I just delivered 5 bottles of extra lotion to room 563 and the man came out of the bathroom, dropped his towel and chased me around the room naked".
GM to Hotel Employee: "Well sweetheart.....you got Tommy the Towel'd"!!
Director, actor, writer, producer (and everything else) behind the cult favorite, masterpiece known as The Room. His extraordinary talent and remarkable filmmaking skills have made him famous worldwide.
Here are some examples from the genius, timeless literature of Tommy Wiseau:
- You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
- Oh hi doggy!
- Let's go eat huh!
- I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
- I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naat! Oh hi Mark!
- You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.
- What a funny story, Mark!
- Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!
- Maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
- Anyway, how is your sex life?
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