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1. An individual of such limited mental capacity that he fails to understand subtly communicated messages pertaining to his gross mental and physical inadequacy, and therefore, deserves to be mocked by general society for his unfounded grandeur.
2. A male, humorously rejected by a female over ten years his junior, who resorts to what could only be considered text message stalking in an asinine effort to preserve dignity. These individuals typically possess inadequate “physical features” and show early signs of male pattern baldness. Furthermore, these individuals can be readily identified on MySpace and Facebook friends lists as they are the awkward looking “old guy” amongst a series of college co-eds.
God, this TOOL keeps text messaging! When will he get the hint that I think he is a douche? Oh look, he is calling someone else a TOOL. What irony!
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people that think they're high and mighty because they bash others for liking something, but they like the same things.
Mehmet Toci is a tool because he likes Unearth but hates whoever likes Unearth, wtf.
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Noun
1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.
Get the hell out of here TOOL.
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one who won't fit in whether on purpose or because they are that awkward. can not keep a conversation going without some stupid or vulgar remark concerning absolutely nothing, used by multitudes of girls (if you can call them that) and using the desperate ones. in desperate need of a life and friends. goes very emo often, and cries quite a bit. tim. pretends to do drugs and drinks but shys away from any oppurtunity saying the girl he wants might not like it.
a: where is tim?
b: crying in his room again.
a: wow, what a tool
tool: lets work at mcdonalds so that we can work with the retards and look smart
(it disgusted me to hear the tool say that)
tool: no one understands girls, i mean nobody
me: what about girls dude? i think they could understand themselves, or maybe you are just stupid
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One who conforms to those around him/her, usually him. Has no personal identity. Is often mocked for being such a tool.
Hey look, that group of guys are such tools.
Wow, taylor's such a tool.
The Backstreet Boys where such tools.
Go home, you tool.
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the guy that does shit for women (holds bag, buys toys, all of the stuff you would normally do but just way to much)
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good
Dude, did you kyle flirting with lily and holding her bag and shit
Yeah, he's such a tool
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A guy who buys tickets to concerts and takes girls to them
Guy: Yo girl wanna chill tonight?
Girl: No, this guy that i've never hung out wit got me tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert and then next weekend the Kanye West concert
Guy: Wow, sucka fucking TOOL
Girl: Yeah I know
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