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towel head

noun: A indian arabic type person when you call customer service a towel head answers, you can't understand a word they try to say! A poor job of english excucuted by a sand nigger

I called about my credit card bill, a towel head answered, and tried to beat me out of my money instead of trying to resolve my problem.

by jabtizzy January 10, 2010

81๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


towel lifting

Activity in which a group or individual goes to a beach and scouts for topless sunbathers on thier own. Group or person (always male) waits until topless sunbather goes into the sea leaving her clothes and equipment unattended. Clothes, towel etc. is then picked up and moved out of sight. When topless woman returns, she *may* allow the group or person to feel her tits (someone told me they got thier cock sucked too) in exchange for the safe return of their items. If not, the woman will face a long, semi-naked walk back to the hotel or villa.

Andalucia (southern spain-costa del sol) is a great place for towel lifting.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Towel Head

1.A racial slur, used to refer to any nationality or ethnicity that the US might be attacking, or will attack soon, which is in the "Middle East." (See region between Yemen and Afghanistan-Pakistan)
Also refers to the group of people who preserved the contents of the ancient Greek library of Alexandria, preserved and improved upon the works of Pythagoras, Xenophon, invented the set of ideologies used for modern Western medicine, and also created the best and most efficent plumbing systems known to man.
2.Prhase, used to refer to these same people who, while the Europeans (who were stuck in the Dark Ages), and didn't even know the concept of "Zero," (due to the Catholic Church) continued a streak of intense learning and cultural progressivism that lasted several centuries longer than the European Renaissance.
3. Phrase meant for a people who had a plumbing system that put the Greek and Roman's pipes to shame. And they used it to make water fountains, baths (for taking showers and getting clean) and toilets, all without the use of a single pumping engine.
4. A phrase used by those who need to be told the truth, that without the intense mathematical research of the Towel Heads, concepts of calculus would never have been invented, and Marco Polo would never have gone to China (along a Towel Head trade route) to discover gun powder, which so many Americans like to say they'll use on said Towel Heads.
5. Phrase used to denounce people who bleed red, just like everyone else.

Damn, that Towel Head sure knows his Algebra... oh wait, that little sand nigger's people invented it!

by James Shay, Anglo-American Medical Doctor September 27, 2003

211๐Ÿ‘ 251๐Ÿ‘Ž


houston towel

The male scrotum. Used to describe teabagging after ejaculation

after I came on her face i cleaned her up with my houston towel

by potato casserol April 17, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck towel

A fuck towel is a slut which serves much the same purpose as a towel one would ejaculate into. She does this by letting guys use her instead of, or in addition to, a towel in order to ejaculate without making a mess.

"Man I gotta bust a nut its been a long time."
"Just use the fuck towel dude, she's in the other room."

by courtney and aleksey May 3, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Towel permanence

The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used "your" towel.

Boy: "Mom, where's my green towel?"
Mom: "It's in the wash, hon. I used it to dry off the dog earlier."

Boy: "Damn you, towel permanence. Now I cant shower."

by Apanda January 5, 2010

3573๐Ÿ‘ 4837๐Ÿ‘Ž


moist towel

where you are licking a pussy then start heavily warm breathing in her vagina to make it moist.

johnney gave me the best moist towel

by Moneybagz1697 March 21, 2011

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