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When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!
Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉
surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.
*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!
When you stick her nipple in your dick hole
Dude, I swear me and her gonna have a titty turf
When a women or man has breasts covered in hair.
Tittyfucking tWhen titties would give some serious titty turf rugburn!
Your Web Turf is the web real estate about a specific company, person, topic or theme, which encompasses the following types of intellectual property:
Websites, Blogs, Social Media Profiles, Tweets, Videos, Live Streams, Photos, Articles, Columns, Internet Radio, Webcasts, Podcasts, PDFs
Phrase coined by dotJenna @ TheMarketingShop.com.
Hyperlocal content helps build the foundation of your "Web Turf."