Shroomin' with Ty Wright

A public access TV show written, produced, directed and starring Tyler Wright. The entire show consists of Tyler sitting on a couch in his basement with an open phone book calling random citizens of Hockessin, Delaware and asking them his classic line.

Scenario ONE:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm shroomin'!

Scenario TWO:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 2: What the hell? I'll call the cops on you, you little rat ass bastard mother fuc...(at which point Ty hangs up, rolls around on the floor laughing)

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Ty Dolla $ign

A singer/rapper who has made some really successful singles like: Paranoid, Or Nah, Blase, and a few others. He's also worked with Kanye West, Big Sean,Chris Brown,Tyga,Fetty Wap,Wiz Khalifa,Yg,The Game, andKid Ink, just to name a few. He just released his debut album, Free Tc.

Person #1: Aye nigga, have you heard that new shit by Ty Dolla $ign?

Person #2: Yeah nigga, that shit is dope as fuck!

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Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

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G-Na$ty

The best grandma to ever exist. She loves her grandchildren L-Dawg, Angie, and Mikey. She’s a real mother fuckin G.

Damn did you see G-Na$ty today she’s looking fly as fuck.

Min-ty Salad

The Min-ty Salad is a sex act which involves spreading the butt cheeks of a consenting sexual partner, applying toothpaste around the anus, and then swirling the area with your tongue. The effervescence of the toothpaste and tongue is pleasing to the receiver and the minty freshness is pleasing to the giver. The Min-ty Salad was popularized by an ingenious Asian man in New York City named "Min" who plays pool and may or may not loves toothpaste. Rinsing afterwards is recommend (for both parties).

I was so proud of my wife for winning that pool tournament last night; I brought a tube of toothpaste into the bedroom last night and gave her a Min-ty Salad.

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E-NA$TY

Nickname for the most badass kid in elmira a.k.a. Elijah Vary.

As read about in short stories written by Evan Hughey.

Oh damn my grandma is stuck in a tree! i wish E-NA$TY was here to kill her so i can inherit all of her stuff

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Tying My Shoe

Man Trying To Hide an erection by tying their shoe

I'm Tying My Shoe.