Dark Uncle

Kevin Watson, a evil bad ass who lives in Cv. PS Tim is not evoD.

Dark Uncle gladly takes Dustin Bordens money.

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uncle leo

Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."

Uncle Leo, to Jerry: "Are you ashamed of your Uncle Leo?"

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uncle abuse

1. Hogging all the bed to the point Uncle falls on floor. 2. Crying the moment you get in the car. 3. Not eating your lunch. 4. Not eating chocolate. 5. Hitting me with your boney hands of steel.

Sean was convicted of Uncle Abuse! Sean went to juvey for Uncle Abuse. Sean is an Uncle Abuser.

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Uncle Kenny

A fatass who loves to steal your chips, watch out, if you let him live in your house he’ll bring his girlfriends kids over and their no fun. He’s dangerous, so if you see him in the streets than you better watch out and he’s usually sighted without a shirt on. Common places to see the hideous beast himself would be at the “club” or maybe at his girlfriends house. He also loves shopping so if there is a local supermarket near you, be ready because he tends to go through the whole stock in a day. He loves to try new things including the nastiest snack known to mankind, garlic Parmesan smartfood. Oh and if he’s wearing a hat it’s just a phase. And one more thing, don’t give him grated cheese because he drops it all the time.

Uncle Kenny ate all the food
Or
Uncle Kenny your ugly

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Uncle Dicking

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.

"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"

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Uncle Jerry

The act of defecating in your pants, caused by intoxication, and smearing your feces all over a friends bedroom, bathroom, desk and even yourself.

"Hey Tony let's go to Steve's house and give him an Uncle Jerry!"

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Uncle Cid

Slang term for the drug LSD, also commonly reffered to as acid.

Man, let's go trippin' with Uncle Cid today!

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