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someone who is only your friend at night because during the day he/she is with his/her (most likely asian) significant other with a ball and chain attached to their crotch.
tycho: "hey where's that douche aaron?"
erik: "i don't know, he's such a vampire friend. we only see him at night!"
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A term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren't interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. They normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for "help."
helpmeplzzzz: Hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and I dont like teh 1s online!!!!!
ExpertJsProgrammer: @helpmeplzzzz Stop being a help vampire and go learn JavaScript.
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When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.
Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.
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A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Reverse Vampires sleep in tanning booths during the night.
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Spirit in the Japanese Shinto religion that is known as the Kappa or Shirokodama and sucks a person's soul out through their anus.
Run for your lives, I think I just saw an anus vampire!
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A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.
"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."
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An honorary title a person earns by eating a woman's pussy while she's on her period.
Heather was on her rag but I ate her out anyway, so I finally got my Vampire Wings.
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