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Stereotypically a bar for lesbian that happened to serve vegan food.
Thanks to my meal in a vegan bar, I found my new girlfriend !
A vegan who sometimes indulges in products such as milk or cheese.
Yeah bro, you were right that naughty vegan is a total cheater on so many levels.
A game commonly played on reddit, tumblr, and other comment-based social media based on the fact that vegans will usually passionately mention their beliefs when veganism is mentioned (or more often, insulted). After the vegan comment is posted, a third party will simply comment "Found the vegan".
Person A: This is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Vegan: You mean the person that actually has respect for animals and doesn't brutally slaughter them because they "taste good"?
Person B: Found the vegan.
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A roast where you wouldn't want to be the dish.
Vegan Teacher: And if you call me a "donut", that's fine, as long as you're vegan from now on.
Gordon Ramsey: Pooofph! "Vegan Donut"
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A stupid woman who sings next to restaurants and say that when you eat an ice cream a cow was r•ped for you
,,do you know the vegan teacher“
,,yes of cours she is the best singer! attention‼️attention💅🏼one1️⃣two2️⃣three3️⃣are🥼you🥾ready☂️ŸÏPPËÊ😀Papillon-bleu👁is⛅️the🔒name✏️of🌈my☝️school⛪️„
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When someone constantly reuses the same thing often for attention.
"At first I was like aww Bill cmon and then he started being vegan with it"
A person who wants to be a vegan and wants to be known as a vegan, yet is okay with eating muffins that contain eggs and dairy. A faux vegan does not always read food labels. Also, a man who is probably an omnivore or a vegetarian, but says he is vegan to date a vegan woman who will not date a vegan man. This man thinks so highly of himself that he thinks the vegan woman will be so blown away by his charm that she will throw her convictions to the wind and date him even if he eats a steak in front of her.
Dax: Belle is hot. I am going to ask her out.
Avery: Belle will only date vegan men.
Dax: Oh, well I like vegetables and I don't eat that much meat.
Avery: A true vegan eats no animal products at all, including dairy, honey, and eggs. They also do not wear any animal products or use anything containing animal products or tested on animals. She does not want to date a faux vegan. I. on the other hand, am a true vegan as I refuse to contribute to animal suffering in any way. I will ask her out.