89 vision

The act of being stoned

It was the best day of my life, I had the 89 vision.

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meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!

Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.

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tunnel vision

restricted vision due to an excess amount of cocaine, ecstasy, or any other drug.

a- "i just blew an eight-ball in a half hour and i can't see right."
b- "you finally got tunnel vision. level up."

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18 visions

Kick ass metalcore band that kinda went soft but its ok they still rule.

dude i saw 18 visions last night, they fuckin rocked

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Palin Vision

The ability to see across the ocean into another country. The name is derived from Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin, who has claimed to have the ability to see Russia from her house.

Person A: I can see China from my house!

Person B: Wow, you must have Palin Vision!

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Pearl vision

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard

Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!

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BlackBerripheral Vision

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.

Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

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