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the most ridiculous school on the planet that has the gayest rules ever invented: i.e. no ketchup without buying fries in the extremely overpriced cafeteria. it also includes a demonic ex-olympian principal & psychotic security guards that will hunt you down for dress code, cell phone use, not using a parking pass, or returning to campus late. the classes at this school are mainly pointless, with many teachers that are paid to sit in their classrooms & not know what they're talking about. it's a good place to go if you like hating school.
"oh you go to Desert Vista High School?"
"yeah"
"dude that sucks"
"i know."
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A crappy, ghetto high school in a ghetto city called Baldwin Park. Full of wanna be cholos, emos, whores, and weed users. Guys smell like crap and sag their pants. Girls are prostitutes in the making.
Person 1: Hey whats school you go to?
Person 2: Sierra Vista High School
Person 1: oh. good luck with your life.
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During sex while doing it doggy style, as the male comes to reach his climax and ejaculates between the womans buttcheeks, and the male spanks the womans buttox from both sides making a thick, milky mess (better after the woman takes a long poop without wiping,{the rio vista CHOCOLATE milkshake ;).})
STEVEN: Dude, my sheets are ruined from that Rio Vista Milk-Shake :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)
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the snobbiest fakest place on earth you could ever go to school, everyone walks around like they're god. impossible to make friends and if youre new you get treated like crap. the end. if you're thinking about going to school there, save yourself(unlike i did)
i hate desert vista high school
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Whole bunch of pussy ass bitches, the men are fuckboys and the girls are sluts. Everyone is addicted to drugs and fake gang bangs
Going to desert vista high school automatically makes you a bitch
A place full of bullys and assholes and the teachers there suck.... And im stuck in it
Lil jonny: So how was the new day at Rio Vista Middle School
Me: Ugh, lets not talk about it.
NVHS, located in Boulder, Colorado.
New Vista is a school in which their mascot is some ladies dead dog, and the only school dance it has is an all school prom. If you attend New Vista you are either really artsy, an anime nerd, or a total stoner thinking you can breeze through high school, as New Vista has coined the name the 'slacker school'. Since New Vista is so close to CU, The Hill, and the homeless shelter, often it is visited by drunk homeless men, or bored college students with nothing else to do then yell at 10th grade girls. While New Vista does not have many sports, we dominate at the ones we have, which include Ultimate Frisbee and Volleyball. Our principal, Kirk Quitter, aka Captain Kirk/Don't be a quitter is kinda cool, I guess.
Warning: If you classify as a "bro", you surely will not fit in at New Vista.
Kirk: Its friday at New Vista High School, free cookies for everyone!
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