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a yummy alchool drink thats 7% alchool.
the blue one tastes the best, if ur looking to get drunk you have to have atleast have 3 or 4 small bottles.
or just get a 40
girl: i got some vodka ice for us to drink tonight
boy: ew i cant get drunk off that
girl: dont worry i got 8 bottles =)
boy: oooo
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A party game played by spirit guys who would be playing regular beer pong if they weren't school kids who dislike the taste of beer. Can lead to serious intoxication and vomit glazed furniture
Host: Wanna play beer pong dude ?
Party virgin: Beer tastes funny, I'm sure it would work with vodka
Guardian Angel: No vodka pong dickhead!
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The combination of drinking an immense amount of vodka while watching the movie "V for Vendetta". It is a highly regarded occasion that was started in The Tightery.
Other combinations include Frodo and Franzia, Willy Wonka Whiskey, There Will Be Bloody Marys, and The Everclear Exorcist.
How was Vodka Vendetta last night?
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Oh sweet aqua vitae!
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
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A possibly fictional vodka advertised on the side of a truck during a New York shot in the movie Cannibal Holocaust.
I watched Cannibal Holocaust and saw and saw a truck with the words Majorska Vodka written on it.
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One of the finest vodkas that Russia exports. It is the number one selling premium vodka inside of Russia. The taste is far superior to other premium vodkas such as Grey Goose, Kettle One, and Level, at half the price. 1500ml handle sells for roughly $30US. Russian Standard offers their regular premium, gold (limited edition ultra premium), platinum (ultra premium), and their Imperia line (triple premium). Imperia was rated as one of the top 10 finest vodkas on the planet in a 2008 competion.
I'll have Russian Standard Vodka neat with the caviar please.
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Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.
Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole
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