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The art of having sex with a Walmart manager.
Next time I go to Walmart, I’m going to pull a “Lil Walmart” .
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A wannabe cowboy. He wears boots and wranglers, but doesn't know a thing about country life. A city boy who dresses like a cowboy. He likes the cowboy style but doesn't realize it's a lifestyle and the way you were raised and not the way you dress. It's more about falling off the horse and getting right back on it or waking up before dawn to milk the cows than how your jeans fit your ass. He buys his wranglers from Wal-Mart and probably never rode a horse in his life.
Look, he's got a cowboy hat, and wranglers, but I don't see a rodeo belt buckle or dirt on those boots, and he didn't open the door for that lady. He must be a walmart cowboy.
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A steaming pile of poo, most often loose & left outside of typical fecal depositories.
Holiday Walmart shoppers are known for their intolerance to inconvenience, and therefore are prone to leaving Walmart cakes on the bathroom floor for the employees to clean up.
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Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.
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Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.
Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.
Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.
A female who acts like a loli and also a slut
This walmart loli is good at sucking dick
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When some looks shitty or is shitty.
Ratchet, broke down, busted
Did you see what Carol's wearing today? Is it pajamas?
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!
Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!