Spaceman Wednesday

The day of the week for partying when you're in space. Due to there being no calendars, it could actually land on any day of the week.

You going to Spaceman Wednesday?
But it's thursday... isn't it?
NOT IN SPACE!

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ash wednesday

1. start of lent
2. Aust. Refers to ASh wednesday fires.

ash wednesday was last week

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Wednesday turnip

This turnip likes to hide in bushes on green painted patios.
Beware of it. Though it can't stay angry at you. Awwwwww, high five!

Deliver us from si---*get's eaten by turnip*

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Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

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The Wednesday Slump

Wednesday slump is the middle of the week,when you are very tired from working/studying and you haven't been getting enough sleep ,thus causing The Wednesday slump
Symptoms can be

-slumping on the bus
-on-going tiredness
-lack of energy
-boredom
-lack of general enthusiam
-slight memory loss/and or confusion

In case of a late onset,such as having symptoms of the Wednesday slump on a Thursday,rectify the situation if possible.

Dave "Did you not remember we had to hand in that assignment today?"
Lucy : "Damn,I think it's the Wednesday slump"

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Mr. Wednesday

One who is always is tring to be in the MIDDLE of everything. i.e. conversation, events, etc...
One who is sticks their nose in every one elses buisness.

This comes from the days of the week. Wednesday falls in the MIDDLE of the week. Right in the middle, Just like a Mr.Wednesday always in the Middle

Excuse me MR. WEDNESDAY this is a private converstaion between me and your Mom. And she better have my Money

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White Wednesday

The day before Thanksgiving, aka the biggest bar night of the year.

Jim: What are you doing on White Wednesday?
Jon: Getting shitfaced so I can sleep straight through the Lions game the next day.

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