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A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?
A saying originated by the popular rapper and meme page SavageRealm. A saying very difficult to understand, only for the highly intelligent.
John: "Hey how was your day?"
Bichael: "Medium Waffle"
John: "What the fuck"
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An insult hurled at a fat dunk woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail.
Shut up you waffle drinker.
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Ric Waffle is an insult used by locals in some towns in the North West of England to describe a person of caveman like appearance. Ric Waffle came into local language thanks to the mythical folklore (see below).
Ric Waffles are thought to be a small group of people that live underground and in caves in the North West of England. It is said that Ric Waffles can sometimes be sighted roaming the hills of Pendle whilst naked, with it also being said that one has a greater chance of sighting a Ric Waffle when there is a full moon.
Ric Waffles are known to only eat young children and supposedly worship the “witches of Pendle Hill”. It is believed that one Ric Waffle may have been integrated into society, with local folklore talking of a Ric Waffle living in the Accrington area (although this has not been confirmed)
Next time you are in the North West of England, hold your children close and pray there is no full moon.
George: “Did you see Ollie today?”
Jake: “No, why?”
George: “Well he looked like a Ric Waffle!”
Jake: “Oh no, protect the younglings!”
to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
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An issue that doesn't get the attention it deserves.
The lower waffle doesn't get as much syrup as the top waffle in the stack.
Drake is usually described as being "waffle colored".