frothy walrus

A sexual position in which a man first performs anal sex on his female counterpart. The female then proceeds to give the man a blow job and when the man is ready to ejaculate he sticks his penis really deep in the woman's throat so that when he ejaculates a frothy brownish white mixture flows out each nostril of the woman's nose making two "tusks". Hence the name "frothy walrus".

Derek: Dude did you hear what Jimbo did with his gal last night?

Hank: Nah man what did he do?

Derek: He did the frothy walrus!

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damaged walrus

1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.

2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.

Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.

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salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

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Walrus Face

The dirty older cousin of the camel toe; the walrus face (aka walrus muzzle is an exaggerated outline of the female urogenital region in tight garments due to the fact that the woman is extremely obese. This has been previously referred to as the front butt or foopah, however, a walrus face refers to the phenomenon that when extremely fat women wear spandex/lycra like clothing, this area appears similar to that of, you guessed it, a walruses face (sans the tusks). The walrus face is most typically observed in females of lower socio-economic status.

Dude, did you see that fat chick's walrus face in those spandex shorts at Six Flags yesterday?

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wet walrus

a pussy licking

"I gave patty a wet walrus she'll ever forget"

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Walrus Porn

When two or more large black women "go at it in bed" or have sex on camera and post it online for an audience to watch.

Person 1: "Dude I just watched some hot walrus porn."

Person 2: "That's pretty messed up, man."

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Walrus tusks

n. When a man is receiving oral pleasure from a woman and upon cumming,procedes to punch her in the stomach so that his semen drips out the sides of her mouth to create the illusion of walrus tusks

This bitch was sucking me off and I punched her in the stomach to give her "semen tusks"

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