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A person who is originated from England.
A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!
A person who is such a total and utter wanker, that just calling them a wanker is insufficient.
That guy is so annoying. What a double wanker he is!
When Your uncle is feeling down and nothing can bring him back from the bad place
You know whats wrong with him don't you? He's got wankers doom.
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Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.
"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."
The Most Deadly of British Diseases
Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.
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Usually male, uses the app strava, with obsession, to outdo his 'friends' and cycling companions on segments and trails. Can be seen at the end of segments looking at his phone to check if he has knocked a second off his time or if he has beaten a 'friend'. Will chase past anyone shouting STRAVAAAAAAA extremely loudly and scaring the shit out of you, with the added bonus of knocking you off your bike.
The air will turn blue if anyone beats his time, friendships will be lost and marriages destroyed.
Ultimate aim of a strava wanker is to achieve a 'KOM', king of the mountain! This is usually celebrated with joy, happiness and high fives, more fulfilling than the birth of his first born.
Did you see that arseholes fly past on his bike, he's such a strava wanker!
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Imaginary cumshots. or a parodie of wind waker legend of zelda.
a girl acting like they have a penis. Wind Wanker
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