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A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.
Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!
Totally rubbish.absolutly crap.
Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!
A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.
Kim: Have you seen Dennis?
Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.
steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank
Anything good or positive. (Used as all types of parts of speech)
I just got a wank score on my test.
Her body is wank.
I want to wank tonight.
That wank car is fast.
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
An act of masturbation whilst eating a pie.
"Did you do anything nice for lunch today?"
"No, I just had a Wigan wank in the van before I went round to fix that boiler."