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Joke Wank

When someone tells a joke or anecdote but finds that they have only succeeded in making themselves laugh, a lot.

Grant was telling a story about how 'funny' something was the other day. He laughed throughout and when he had finished speaking, he only heard his own laughter. Grant had done a joke wank.

by samgoosejones November 24, 2013


Wank Face

A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.

Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!

by crazyarsedfly August 15, 2011

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Bag of wank

Totally rubbish.absolutly crap.

Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!

by marksladey November 3, 2006

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wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.

Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.

by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016

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Wank a Bank

A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.

steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank

by KevinMul February 4, 2010

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memory wank

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007

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Cunt Wank

Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break

What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.

by RathanD July 11, 2008