When someone tells a joke or anecdote but finds that they have only succeeded in making themselves laugh, a lot.
Grant was telling a story about how 'funny' something was the other day. He laughed throughout and when he had finished speaking, he only heard his own laughter. Grant had done a joke wank.
A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.
Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!
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Totally rubbish.absolutly crap.
Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!
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A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.
Kim: Have you seen Dennis?
Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
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A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.
steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
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Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break
What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!
Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.