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Dancing on a wax floor. Sometimes people will put talcum or some other kind of slick substance, like wax, on a floor to minimize friction and allow shufflers to move around without much resistance. One can also put the given substance on the bottoms of their shoes.
If it wasn't for the idea of wax dancing, doing the moonwalk on that floor would be rather difficult.
A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?
NO! You are not worthy!
To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.
The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.
Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.
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To have sexual intercourse
Caller 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Caller 2: I have sherill here and we are straight waxing ass!
Caller 1: Wax away my friend, wax away.
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A haphazard jumble of related issues or items brought together all at once, in the manner of rolling around a sticky ball of wax to collect small bits of assorted debris
"We only wanted a plane ticket, but the travel agent wanted to sell us the whole ball of wax."
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That moment when you go in for anal and the other person shits creating a seal of excrement around their brown hole with a recognizable shape in the center.
Wendy hadn't told Tom just how badly she had to visit the bathroom and they accidentally created a wax seal on her ass.
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to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.
"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."
"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."
Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."
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