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Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.
"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.
The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.
Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.
To have sexual intercourse
Caller 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Caller 2: I have sherill here and we are straight waxing ass!
Caller 1: Wax away my friend, wax away.
A haphazard jumble of related issues or items brought together all at once, in the manner of rolling around a sticky ball of wax to collect small bits of assorted debris
"We only wanted a plane ticket, but the travel agent wanted to sell us the whole ball of wax."
That moment when you go in for anal and the other person shits creating a seal of excrement around their brown hole with a recognizable shape in the center.
Wendy hadn't told Tom just how badly she had to visit the bathroom and they accidentally created a wax seal on her ass.
to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.
"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."
"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."
Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."